Friday, May 29, 2009

The exam, is over...

Finally, last day on 28th of May 2009, the Mid-Year Exam is over...
as usual, our SDJ tradition, screaming wouldn't be excluded~
Our class monitor, is the one who always brings the whole class hot and keep screaming...
Our school juz like to get an earthquake in that second, my ear drum is almost fully damaged by them all...~haix~

Lagi sedap, i went home, the internet finally got it though smoothly, I've been lagging and delaying for days and hours...Drives me to madness~Slow more than a turtle and snail...
Downloaded some games, and I'm damned boring that, the game i downloaded is so lame...
Haix, turned back and continue my XDO~

I think this should be some secret that should kept from my parents~
Cuz i spamed my keyboard when playing XDO (You can try, I was playing "Gravitation" on Hard) and I felt something fishy about the keyboard that some key would not responce when it get stroked~
Lol, but finally now is alrite, back to normal~XD

Our camp on 2nd~3rd June is coming! Join us have some fun!
I gotta get ready with my stuffs~Hahax~

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

笑一笑吧~让自己暂时忘了烦恼~

这条路不安全

两位女生下晚自习后走在回家的路上。 

  女生1:“听说这条路不太安全,我有点害怕。” 

  女生2:“听说是不太安全,不过也没什么好怕的,这条路离家近。” 

  女生1:“咱们还是走别的路吧!真的不安全!” 

  女生2:“没关系的。即使这条路不安全,咱们俩也长得很安全!”

白活了一年

老师:“小宝,你去年8岁,怎么今年还报8岁?”

小宝:“老师,今年我留了一级,爸爸说我白活了一年,我不仍旧是8岁吗?”



  

再来一个呗



餐厅客人向我招手了,我点了一下头,紧走几步迎上去。“来瓶啤酒。”客人说。

  我从吧台拿了啤酒,问了一下,启开递给客人。刚要走,客人却说:“再来一个呗!”

  顿时,我有一种被耍的感觉,怎么不直接说要两瓶!我勉强地笑了笑,从牙缝里挤出两个字:“好的!”然后又从吧台拿过来一瓶啤酒,不由分说把酒打开了。

  谁知客人又说:“再来一个呗!”

  “对不起先生,您也看见了,我真的很忙,请别开这种玩笑好不好。”我忍无可忍。

  客人也急了:“我是说再来一个杯子,怎么半天没拿来……”



深夜的声音



有个蹩脚的歌唱家直到半夜还在声嘶力竭地练声,邻居忍无可忍,敲墙壁向他表示抗议。

歌唱家气愤地大喊:“都快一点钟了,还往墙上钉钉子,你不觉得太不是时候吗?”


会算计人的狗



有一天,妈妈邀请了她的同学来家里吃饭, 妈妈准备了烤鸡,却发现忘了买果汁。

  于是,妈妈告诉小洋:“妈妈出去买果汁,你帮我照顾烤鸡,不要让小白(狗狗)动烤鸡,懂吗?”

  小洋说:“OK!OK!没问题~~!” 

  妈妈听完小明说的话後,就出去买果汁。

  小洋一见妈妈出门了,就转过头,准备要把小白赶出去。。。却发现,小白已经站在烤鸡旁边了。

  小洋:“小白!你听清楚了,你怎么对那只鸡,我就怎麽对你!” 

  小洋瞪着小白~~~小白停留了几秒后。。。好像听懂了小洋的话。 

  但它却转过头。。。对著烤鸡屁股舔了一下。。。 

  小洋:“……”


倒转写字




看台上,两个素不相识的球迷争了起来。

“甲队准赢。说错了,就把我的姓倒写!”

“甲队准输。否则,把我的姓横写。”

“你贵姓?”

“姓田。你呢?”

“姓王。”






要天天开心喔~^^

嘲笑,践踏我的人,我是为你们活着,你们等着~是你教会了我做人的道理...

我还活着;真真实实的活着;这几个星期我看清了很多东西; 
我看清了 所谓的亲情 爱情;人冷暖;竟然是那样的露骨! 
也看清了我自己; 
我竟然是那样的 懦弱; 
我想这应该到了;我承受能力的极限了吧; 
其实挺过来了;也就感觉没什么了;既然挺过来了; 
就要去面对这一切;逃避只会越拖越累; 
既然失败了;就要去为失败付出相应的代价; 
我付出的代价也许是太大了点;但毕竟那是事实; 
有些东西超出了我的想象;打击当然是惨重的; 
这几个星期;经历了很多事情;自己的精神;一直徘徊在崩溃边缘; 
物质上面;我什么都没了;其实这些我并不是真的很在意; 
但我失去的不止是物质上面的一切; 
信心;韧力;也全部失去了; 
就连那最后的;一点傲骨;与尊严; 
也在那虚假的情面前;葬失残尽; 
我丢的;是“心”我用心经营 很久的 东西;一直都认为很纯; 
但就在我最狼狈的时候;突然我发现这一切都是假的; 
呵呵!突然感觉自己竟然是那样的可; 
我失去了我的所有 ;信心;尊严;傲骨; 
这个打击一时还是很难接受; 
不管怎么样;现在说那些已经不重要了; 
现在还不能说;我的彻底破灭了;因为我还活着;还有思想; 
也许我现在活着;就像一滩烂泥;但烂泥也有干枯的一天; 
我现在最重要的;就是调整好自己的 心态 ; 
物质上面没了;以后还可以在赚回来;尊严;傲骨;没了以后还能找回来; 
但“心”没了;我该怎么办? 
我想给自己换颗全新的:‘心’但我知道这样很 不现实; 
我要克制很多能牵扯到我思想的东西; 
其实在我看来这是在考验一个人的;“韧力” 
如果我不去克制;整天活在;伤心难过;恨;之中; 
那样我这一辈子;就很难走出阴影; 
现在;我没资格;去心;去难过;更没资格去“恨” 
我还活着;虽然是;苟且喘延;的活着; 
但活着就有希望;就有希望找回一切; 
就有希望;告诉那些;眼光 短浅的人们; 
你们曾经对我;落井下石;对我;冷嘲热; 
对我的践踏;羞辱; 
将是多么的无知;等着吧;我会以一个全心的面貌 ; 
走到你们面前;用我自己的方式去感谢你们; 
是你们给了我动力;是你们教会我;坚强; 
也是你们告诉了我;爱是假的;情是虚的; 
只有“”才是真的; 
我会把我的这段经历;用我心灵最尊崇的仪式; 
将它埋葬;用我残余一生的时间去祭奠.........

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

TMD!!! Spot Check! @.@

Scratching my head, it's going to bust~...
I'm sitting on my Mid-Year Exam, in the paper of mathematic...
Dude, I knew that today is mathematic paper~
But I forgot to bring my calculator!!!

Somehow, my buddy, Koo, did borrowed me his calculator...
We shared, and is fun and fishy in the screen of the calculator that we did something...lolx^^
Suddenly, The 'Panda' walked though the walkway outside our class...
We all though that he is going to have a word about the 'whole class ponteng' case.

His footstep stopped on the front door of our class...
We thought he is going to nag on us...But, there are more footsteps heard from the walkway outside...
That's one of our discipline teacher, Mr. Rezuan. Though, he's popular-1(erm, thats inverse of popular)cuz he does often play tantrum towards the students. This is not worse either, juz a little scared and for awhile...Suddenly, we saw another man, slacked in white top with blue stripes and black bottom...OMFG! Is Mr. Prabha! Something's fishy here...
We, the whole class felt something bad's gonna happen on here...

They say nothing, coming though, in to our class and walked to the back part of our class...
(DotA version: Teacher=Roshan and Student=Level 5 hero) (Situation 3 Roshans vs 29 lvl 5 Heroes, and sure 3 Roshans won the match because they stun us when they walked in my class)
Their first action make a stun to us~ They took our bags, search and check for prohibited items in school (like mobile phones u know, MP3s, and other stuffs).
A freezing current blow though our class, makes us freezing(hardly move!)...
If not mistaken, more than 90% of my classmates brought their phones...

This was nothing to me as my phone is not there in the bag~
Our first hero who sacrificed, our beloved Collin Tan, who is the first one who get body search...
This check make us stunned for a couple of time...
We started to panic, this is a serious matter if we got caught...It's no more kidding rite now...

Those people who got their chance, hide their phone in some funny places like XXX(ofcourse i can't say, sweetie), dodged this danger spot check...Lol, you are asking me why isn't there any story about myself? You gotta ask youself, if you were me, will you write out? I don't think so...
I've got news that the whole Form 5, the teacher's got more than 50 mobile phone on this spot check...

Those who got caught, must call their parents or guardians to get back their phones...
I think principal is wondering to have a parents day today~(Cuz I think the parents who present today is more than the real parents day on the school's open day~=.=!!) I'm shocked though~XD

Anyway, guys, you see this passage, careful to bring your mobile phone to school.
A notice for you guys, beware...I warned you~ Never never ever get caught by this stupid spot check again and again!!!

This is nice~

Hey dude, who say english is easy??

Fill in the blank with the word 'Yes' or 'No'

1. _______, I am a pig.
2. _______, I am not a human being.

Give me your answer if you dare!

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Hmm...

Arh, another sunday...
Peace~

Oh my god...My daddy wanted me to be teached by him!!!
Tuition time...Gosh...The hell hour for the wonderful day...
Anyway, I went kitchen and prepared Speghatti for all after that~
It was delicious! Glad I'm a great cooker...Hahax...

Anyway, today is juz a peace day, nothing to talk about...
And I'm wondering that am I going for the DotA competition?
Hi there, any team needs me? Haiz...I don't think so~
Hey, PaPa, thanks for your songs! Thats nice one~Dude!

The Mexico Flu! a.k.a The pig flu~

Oh my god! A new disaster to us! This monster virus!
To all my buddies, In this passage, I wanted to show how I love you, how I care about you.

This virus is airbourne! So do have your masks weared everyday!
This is not only for yourself, but your buddies, your family members, you beloved girlfriend/boyfriend, your schoolmates, your teammates!

I'll write more about this virus and the way to defend  it when I have more info I got~
Remember, you are loved by someone. No one wants you to be the patient of this virus!
And remember, tell your peoples around you, make them aware of this bacteria...